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Australia Doesn't Exit And People Who Live There Are Actors Paid By NASA - Flat Earthers Claim


There are a growing number of people who seem to think the world is, in fact, flat. But it gets better. They also insist that Australia is actually just one big hoax. According to a viral Facebook rant, the entire country (and presumably the 24 million people that live there) is completely FAKE.



The idea resurfaced at a some recent gathering of the so-called Flat Earthers in the Birmingham recently where over 200 people came together to confirm to each other that the Earth is nothing more than a giant pancake.

The origin of the "fake Australia" post started on Reddit back in 2017 and was written by a Shelley Floryd. But it appears to be back in the minds of the spherically-challenged at the moment.



"Australia is not real," the rant begins. "It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup [sic] for one of the greatest mass murders in history."

Moreover, the post reckons that all Australians are nothing more than computer generated personas and if you've ever been Down Under yourself: "you're terribly wrong".

Hilariously, the pilots are apparently all in on it - and have just been flying you to parts of South America all these years. Flat Earth theories have been shot down by just about everyone capable of rational thought, but the theory is still enjoying a current resurgence. Over 200 conspiracy theorists gathered at a hotel in Birmingham for the UK’s first Flat Earth Convention. The convention, which took place over three days, saw nine speakers take to the stage to explain their theory as to why the Earth is flat.



According to The Telegraph , Dave Marsh, an NHS worker who spoke at the conference, said: “My research destroys big bang cosmology.



“It supports the idea that gravity doesn’t exist and the only true force in nature is electromagnetism.”



While NASA has proved that the Earth is round using GPS, satellites, and images from space, Flat Earth believers claim that they have evidence that the space agency is lying. So what do you think about this? Let us know in the comments!

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  1. Typo in headline. Exit vs exist.

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  2. Wait, but they wouldn't live there because how can you live somewhere that doesn't exist? I wonder what Mel Gibson would say?

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  3. Sorry, but the original tweet ("Have you ever been to Australia?") sounds like a total put-on that has somehow managed to convince a few dozen gullible souls. It reminds me of a fellow named Alan Abel who staged elaborate hoaxes that fooled the mass media. His most famous hoax was the "Society for Indecency to Naked Animals" (SINA) that convinced people there actually was a group dedicated to putting clothes on animals. ("A nude horse is a rude horse.") If you want to join SINA, check out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Abel

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  4. You don't need to give them attention, you don't need to bring those retard opinions to OUR attention... In fact, you should make it VERY clear that not all opinions are equal and why, and so, eventually, you would seem a little more decent.

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